The Worst of Allan Roth

allan rothI’m entering my 20th year of writing on investments and money. I consider myself an accidental journalist, first writing for the local business journal and, within a year, writing for major publications such as Money Magazine, The Wall Street Journal, AARP, Advisor Perspectives, and others.

Rather than go back and reminisce about the articles I’m most proud of, I think a better exercise is to look at those I got wrong and reflect on what might be learned. Many of my pieces are behind a paywall or even no longer online, so I’m limiting to those that can still be accessed without a fee.

A Narrower, Pricier ETF I May Buy (8/4/2021): This was about the Direxion Low Priced Stock ETF (LOPX) that bought stocks trading between $2 and $5. I noted it was similar to my fun gambling portfolio where, once a year or so, I would buy a small amount of a stock that had plunged in value and had up to a 50 percent chance of going bankrupt. I’ve had some spectacular returns – one stock over 10,000 percent – with my gambling portfolio.

I did buy a little of this fund and it promptly had large losses and was closed. Though I lost a little of my gambling money in this fund, it was an email from someone who told me they read my piece, bought the same fund, and lost money as well, that really hurt.

What did I learn? The handsome returns from my gambling portfolio were likely luck. My gambling satisfies a part of the brain that wants to have a little fun. But buying it in an ETF took away the fun, as there wasn’t the incredible volatility of an individual stock and the extreme adrenaline rush when the stock surged. So I regret this column because I took gambling into buying one specific fund. Even if it had turned out well for the fund, I shouldn’t have recommended one specific gambling fund.

An Annuity Hater Revisits SPIAs (1/14/2019): In this piece, I concluded “A SPIA provides some longevity insurance at a reasonable rate. Even using a corporate bond comparison, the cost of longevity insurance isn’t terrible; if one assumes the proper comparison is half Treasury and half corporate bonds, the longevity insurance is free.”

While I noted the inflation risk in this piece, I regret not showing just how devastating it could be. It’s far more devastating than longevity risk. At that time, one could buy a full CPI-adjusted annuity, but the insurance industry no longer offers such a product. I think it’s because the insurance company actuaries don’t want to take this risk, though some in the insurance industry told me it was because few people were buying it.

Inflation is unknowable, and even historic inflation would eat into buying power. While counterintuitive, an SPIA with a fixed COLA has even more inflation risk than one without, as the duration of the payments is longer.

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