Risk Tolerance Questionnaires: Useful or Pointless?

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A client recently refused to complete my risk tolerance questionnaire. After looking through our instrument, with its fairly standard hypotheticals about market movements and portfolio returns, they said, “That’s not how I think about risk.”

You call that risk?

The day I made my first million-dollar bond trade, I called my mom after work because I was excited to tell her about it.

“Your job terrifies me,” she said.

This made me laugh. My mother is a retired research chemist. She once told me that when pouring something into solution which had the potential to explode, she would put her other arm behind her back, so that she only risked losing one hand. Yikes!

She said this as calmly and matter-of-factly as she answered my questions about why egg whites do what they do when you beat them. She gave “You’re denaturing the protein” the same intonation as “So that you only lose one hand.”

Had I utterly botched that bond trade, we might have had an expensive trade error. Possibly, my boss would have filed a claim with his errors and omissions insurance and fired me. But the client would have been “made whole,” meaning, restored to the positions he should have had without my goof. Moreover, everyone would still have the same number of extremities.

Generally, I would say my mother is more risk-averse than I am, but clearly our definition of risk differs greatly.