Pounding the Table on Private Equity

william bernsteinThe poet and journalist Carl Sandburg is most often credited with this bon mot for attorneys: If the facts are against you, argue the law. If the law is against you, argue the facts. If the law and the facts are against you, pound the table and yell like hell.

The problem with Gretchen Morgenson and Joshua Rosner’s These Are the Plunderers: How Private Equity Runs – and Wrecks – America is that while their moral and factual indictments of private equity operations find their mark, their pound-the-table-and-yell-like-hell tone detracts from its credibility. The book’s authors seem unaware that when you have the morality, law, and facts on your side, a quiet understated tone serves you better than hyperbolic overkill.

First, the facts. Over the past few decades, private equity (PE) ownership in the U.S. has increased to over 10% of total U.S. equity capitalization, and PE-owned firms employ about 7% of the U.S. labor force. Over the last five years, their assets under management have approximately doubled.

PE is particularly attracted to certain industries, especially retail because of its extensive and eminently salable real estate holdings. The temptation to load up a retailer with crippling debt to fund its takeover and sell off its properties and divert the proceeds into the PE firm’s coffers often proves too much to resist. While the rise of online shopping has not been kind to the retail industry, it has proved especially deadly to PE-owned firms, which account for two-thirds of retail company bankruptcies.